How to be a Wal-Mart shopper.
Many of you have probably woken up in the morning one day and thought, "Dammit, I want to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper! But I don't know what to do." Then you went back to sleep and moped for the rest of the year because there isn't a "an idiots guide" or "Wal-Mart shopping for dummies" book. Well, raise your wee head and fret no more, I have compiled the list of how to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper.
You are Number One.
The store should look completely void of people to you; this is one of the essential parts of shopping like a true Wal-Marter. You only look out for number one. So what if you're in the way, you're right where you want to be, why should you move? Ignoring other people isn't everything though. Also, if you cause any type of spills, accident or an entire display to fall over, just leave. You don't have to worry about that, someone else will take car