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How to Be a Wal-Mart Shopper
How to be a Wal-Mart shopper.
  Many of you have probably woken up in the morning one day and thought, "Dammit, I want to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper!  But I don't know what to do." Then you went back to sleep and moped for the rest of the year because there isn't a "an idiots guide" or "Wal-Mart shopping for dummies" book.  Well, raise your wee head and fret no more, I have compiled the list of how to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper.
  You are Number One.
The store should look completely void of people to you; this is one of the essential parts of shopping like a true Wal-Marter. You only look out for number one.  So what if you're in the way, you're right where you want to be, why should you move?  Ignoring other people isn't everything though.  Also, if you cause any type of spills, accident or an entire display to fall over, just leave.  You don't have to worry about that, someone else will take car
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Tired
I'm falling into
slumber
No way shall I
resist it
My eyes and body
are heavy
A gentle sweep of freedom
hits me
I try to fight
this feeling
My body battles
back
My body feels
too heavy
My lids are
like weights
Slowly my eyes
grow thinner
The room is
getting dark.
My body has won.
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Starting Over
Starting Over
Shika stood motionless, his sword sagging to his side, black ooze spraying all over the place, along with souls, turning gold and being released into the sky.  Shika's mind couldn't decide what to do.  Hundreds of emotions were trying to cram themselves into his brain at the same time, but only two stood out; relief and sadness. The journey he had been on for three years had finally ended, he had done the task he had set out to do.  Through the worst conditions possible, almost dying every day from assassins, or just from exhaustion.  But it was over.  He was free.
    But then there was Sayuri.  Her gentle heart had stopped beating.  The one woman he had grown to love, the one woman that had taught him, unknowingly, what love was, was dead.  All the memories of her flooded into Shika's mind as he turned his head to look at he corpse.  Tears were welling up in his
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Burning Desire
Burning Desire
The arrows soared through the clear now scarlet sky.  They all flew in unison, creating the only cloud in the sky that shone in every colour imaginable.  The sound of the tension of the bows being reloaded seemed to echo around
Shika.  He, however, was replacing his bow and removing Oni and throwing axe.  The dark cloaked army was racing towards them swords drawn, as the arrows rained down upon them.  Sparks exploded all around the racing beasts and former Entity members.  Very few heads disappeared from the mass of bodies.
    "Arrows away, blades out!"  Shika shouted to his army.  Whether he liked it or not, he was in charge of an army of men and women.  He knew nothing of battle tactics or techniques, but he knew that he had supporters no matter what.  Shika turned his back to the charging army.
    "You may see old friends in thi
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The Final Steps
The Final Steps
Shika awoke the next morning to the sun shining in his eyes. His stomach was finally full and he was completely rested.  His body felt rejuvenated.  He let out a deep sigh and looked to his left; Sayuri was still sound asleep.  Shika watched her in her peaceful slumber and wished he could stay where he was for the rest of his life.  He felt like his life was now complete; like he had finished all of his goals, he now had a better life.
    Sayuri began to stir after a few moments; Shika watched her pink eyes flutter open.  When she caught sight of Shika, a grin spread across her face.
    "Mornin'" She groggily mumbled to Shika who replied with the same words.  Sayuri stretched her arms up above her head; her arms were completely bare.
    "How was your sleep last night?" Sayuri asked with a sly grin on her face.
    "Best night's s
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The Warning Bell
The Warning Bell
The heavy, scaled feet of the seven dragons that were approaching touched down gently on to the earth.  Shika and Sayuri both bowed their heads in honor of the arrival, the dragons returned the gesture.  Sayuri walked closer to the leading dragon and spoke with a loud, clear voice.
    "My dear dragons, I have called for your assistance in this time of great need." The dragons were folding their wings back and sitting down on the earth.  "The evil sorcerer Koroshite is gathering forces.  He is getting stronger each day.  His eventual goal is to rule Fahiri, and right now, nothing is standing in his way, yet.  I ask you to fly both me and my colleague to Naka Sekai, to give them a warning early enough to prepare for the attack."
    At the sound of Koroshite's name the dragons began to stir.  They knew the name itself was evil.  "Also, I ask of you to
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Putting the Pieces Together
Putting the Pieces Together
Sayuri's grasp was staring to cut off Shika's air supply because she was hugging him so tightly.
    "Um, I don't want to sound like an ass," Shika wheezed, "But I can't breathe."  Sayuri let go right away.  "Sorry" she mumbled sheepishly.
   "Don't worry about, you just have a rather strong grip." Winced Shika as he rubbed his injured ribs.
    "I'm so sorry Shika.  I knew I should've told you before." Sayuri pleaded with Shika.
    "Look, we'll talk about all that stuff in just a second, there are few things that are a bit more important. I'm going to look into the future again, I'd like you to join in." Shika didn't really ask, he told Sayuri to do it.
    Shika knelt down and readied his staff, after replacing the blazing white Oni in to its home.  Sayuri gently placed her hand on Shika's back, who closed his eyes and pau
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Holy crap I'm still alive!

  I got bored and such and I thought it had been....ohhhh close to 8 months, usually should update at least once every eight months.  Soooo here I am, with an non-exciting post, and a non-exciting picture.

I'm not sayin I'll have anything up, I might get bored and toss up the odd picture or next chapter of my book, I dunno, I'm not a doctor.  But what I do know is that....I dunno i'm bluffing.

So I guess i'll put up what's happened since my last journal:

:cylon: Dropped out of my film studies course, waste of time and money, so I coasted on doing nothing for the second half of the semester, going back to fanshawe next year for Urban Planning and GIS.

:cylon: Still dating the lovely lady Tara.

:cylon: Got a computer in my room, the battle has just started with it.  It needs a lot of work, and by a lot, i mean $1000+ amount of work.

:cylon: I blew out my knee....turning around....and I have been going to physiotherapy for it.  

:cylon: That is pretty much it.

  My life hasn't really been thrilling.  I mean I've done stuff, but nothing really groundbreaking.  

So yeah, thus ends the past eight months, kiiiiinda pathetic.

That's all I got I may return.

- Pat

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inactive-list Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011
Yay, collection time.
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12memories Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2007   Artist
C is for... :#1:
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Synoda Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2006
*prods* Been a while :poke:
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cACK Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2005
kinda looks like a disappeared, when really, I just have time.
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ladydawn Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2005
Thank-yoooooou
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madmad333 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2005  Student
:smooch:
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cACK Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2005
thank you for the "smooooooch"...?
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madmad333 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2005  Student
no problem :P
just letting everyone i watch know i luv em
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fanson Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2005
i just realized i didn't have you on my watch list. i thought i had. :confused:

but now you're on! so huzzah!
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paetheus Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2005
Thanks for the fav.
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