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How to Be a Wal-Mart Shopper by cACK, literature

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How to Be a Wal-Mart Shopper

How to be a Wal-Mart shopper. Many of you have probably woken up in the morning one day and thought, "Dammit, I want to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper! But I don't know what to do." Then you went back to sleep and moped for the rest of the year because there isn't a "an idiots guide" or "Wal-Mart shopping for dummies" book. Well, raise your wee head and fret no more, I have compiled the list of how to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper. You are Number One. The store should look completely void of people to you; this is one of the essential parts of shopping like a true Wal-Marter. You only look out for number one. So what if you're i

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Starting Over by cACK, literature

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Starting Over

Starting Over Shika stood motionless, his sword sagging to his side, black ooze spraying all over the place, along with souls, turning gold and being released into the sky. Shika's mind couldn't decide what to do. Hundreds of emotions were trying to cram themselves into his brain at the same time, but only two stood out; relief and sadness. The journey he had been on for three years had finally ended, he had done the task he had set out to do. Through the worst conditions possible, almost dying every day from assassins, or just from exhaustion. But it was over. He was free. But then there was Sayuri. Her gentle heart had stopped

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In the Beginning... by cACK, literature

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In the Beginning...

…In The Beginning The sound of the peaceful flowing always water was soothing. Shika would constantly retreat into his small, overgrowth-infested backyard to relax beside his personal pond. It had a little waterfall that created a tranquil sound that calmed his jittery nerves just by sitting near it. He would rest there, not only to calm down but also, so that he was alone with his thoughts. Every time, though, the same thoughts would return. "I'm a worthless, unsuccessful telemarketer. I live in a terrible house and I don't have any friends. I lead a pathetic life." Shika would try to work around those thoughts, but it wa

The Two Swords by cACK, literature

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The Two Swords

The Two Swords Patrick Leyland Shika rode to the front of the looming, ominous gates that protected the mysterious Naka Sekai. He was exhausted and still suffering from shock. He couldn't believe what he had just done: He had just slaughtered two men. Shika was in a trance and didn't notice the gates casting a lurching shadow over him and the beautiful, golden brown horse that carried his deceased friend. He was wondering how he could have done such a terrible thing. But the memory of the untimely death of his newfound companion soon washed away any traces of guilt that were lingering in his mind. Shika then remembered; t

The Journey's Beginning by cACK, literature

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The Journey's Beginning

The Journey's Beginning The smell of fire slowly drifted away. Shika was glad that he was leaving Naka Sekai. After what he had just experienced, he hoped that he would never return. His head was still spinning from the previous day. He had only fought some people hand-to-hand twice in his life, but yesterday, he killed many people. The new sun was accenting his flaming red and white tipped hair hair. He bounced up and down on the saddle of his chestnut brown horse towards the ominous mountain ahead. He rode slowly but swiftly away from the smoldering town hoping to find Koroshite soon. Shika was enjoying the peaceful smell of spring

Foresight by cACK, literature

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Foresight

Foresight "You know, one week ago today, I was at my job. I was sitting at my desk asking the same question over and over, 'Are you happy with your currant long distance provider?' I never thought, a week later, that I would be on a quest to destroy an evil creature that wants control over a group of wizards called Entity." Shika reminisced, and at the last part, he was chuckling. It had been less than a week since Shika had met Omiguchi. He had red and white hair that reached the small of his back, compared to the shoulder length black hair he had five days ago. Sayuri and Shika were now riding through some rigid terrain.

Fire by cACK, literature

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Fire

Fire The wind was lashing at Shika and Sayuri's faces. It was throwing snow and blinding them completely and they could barely see each other. "You know," Shika screamed over the howling wind that didn't want them to converse, "I know it's sunny out, we saw it like an hour ago, yet, it looks like it's overcast." Sayuri didn't find this amusing. "Hey, Shika!" Sayuri bellowed to the glowing man beside her, "You control fire, and last time I checked, fire melts snow, WHY AREN'T YOU USING IT!?" Sayuri shouted at Shika with anger rising in the tone of her voice. Shika, fighting back his embarrassment, stopped and turned to Sayuri.

Gero by cACK, literature

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Gero

Gero Shika and Sayuri took off their heavy cloaks and stuffed them neatly into their back sacks. They were not expecting the temperature change to be so sudden, or drastic. At the foot of the mountain, a lush, gorgeous rainforest was located. They both stared at each other and drew a bow and Shika supplied Sayuri with half a quivver full of arrows. They didn't want to take any chances when going into the misty woods in front of them. "Hey, how about we just take a break before we go in?" Sayuri offered with a note of fear in her voice. Shika reluctantly agreed; he was really anxious to dive deep into the forest. They bot

Attokku by cACK, literature

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Attokku

Attokku Shika and Sayuri replaced their swords into their proper homes and looked at the carnage that had been caused. The cloaks of the Mornalls were lying on the ground, completely void of bodies. Only large pools of water underneath the hoods of the human-like creatures were left. Shika knelt down and dipped his finger into the shimmering pool. The water spread away from him, it created a small hole around Shika's extended finger, until, finally, it slowly crept back towards him. "This isn't water. Water doesn't move like that." Shika told Sayuri. "Wow, you're a genius! I never knew that water does move around like th

Sparring by cACK, literature

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Sparring

Sparring "They actually aren't evil monsters like everyone thinks they are. Dragons are gentle and they're very easily tamed. They love humans, as long they get treated like humans themselves. That's where most people that have been attack get their stories from." Sayuri explained. They had been walking for quite a while talking about many creatures in the new world Shika seemed to have been introduced to. "Idiots, most of them are. They walk up to them, and hop on their backs, after they notice how calm and gentile they are. They think they're going to go for a free trip across the plateau, but then they realize when the drago

Exchanging Boughs by cACK, literature

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Exchanging Boughs

Exchanging Boughs "Now that we're all patched and good to go, lets be on our way." Ordered Denwa, he was tossing a leather knapsack over his shoulder and he began to walk away. "Whoa! Give us a second; let her catch her breath for a moment. She's not having the best day today." Shika said to Denwa's back, Denwa stopped and turned around and walked back to Shika. He stopped inches from his face and glared directly into Shika's eyes. Shika stared back at the empty, dark grey eyes. "Do you think we have much time? Do you really think that this army 'ere was Koroshite's mightiest army. Well, if you really did, you should g

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cACK

Jun 2, 2006

say...WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!

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Holy crap I'm still alive!  I got bored and such and I thought it had been....ohhhh close to 8 months, usually should update at least once every eight months.  Soooo here I am, with an non-exciting post, and a non-exciting picture. I'm not sayin I'll have anything up, I might get bored and toss up the odd picture or next chapter of my book, I dunno, I'm not a doctor.  But what I do know is that....I dunno i'm bluffing. So I guess i'll put up what's happened since my last journal: :cylon: Dropped out of my film studies course, waste of time and money, so I coasted on doing nothing for the second half of the semester, going back to fansha

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cACK

Oct 25, 2005

OH shit.

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Yeah, I'm basically done with this.  I'm no longer inspired, i've lost my motivation.  I'm still sketching, but nothing that I want up here.  So this is the last post for me.  I may casually stop by, but I doubt that I'll get anything up...pictures or stories. So yeah, that's really about it.  Sorry to disappoint. - Pat

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Aug 18, 2005

The 40 Year Old Journal

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Thursday   AHHHHHHHHH MY FACE!!!!  Sorry bout that, the tylenol really hasn't kicked in yet.  My wisdom teeth came out without a problem, now it's just recovery time that's fucking me over.  I'm craving all kinds of like...amazingly delicious solid food (ie pizza, toast, pringles) but I can't eat them in fear of the astronomical pain that will result from the one bite.  fuck.  Other than that, my week has been nothing but sitting on my ass.  I've been outside only to get the mail.  Is it possible to like....get a reverse tan?  I think I'ma gunna try for it. So yeah, that's basically all for now, I can't really think of anything else to s